Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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