The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Randomize
