AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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