oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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