Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
zippers are such a cool invention
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So. Much. Porn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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