You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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