if you like me you must not know who I am
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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