Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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