shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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