So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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