I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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