his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
