I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i think i just lost a toe
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
