I need help removing her.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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