I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
