Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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