SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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