Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I need a beard to bite.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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