Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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