i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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