the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
