We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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