god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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