? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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