Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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