More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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