Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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