i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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