Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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