it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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