Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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