So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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