But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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