plz talk dirty to me
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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