pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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