quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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