the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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