69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No more Irish car bombs ever.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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