You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dicks are not precious.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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