Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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