then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have post one night stand depression
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