I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
