I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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