Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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