why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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