return my video game
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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