dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
