I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
