He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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