You're so nebulous sometimes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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