Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Even my vagina gasped.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
third nipple confirmed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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