Kiss
Puke
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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