Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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