is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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