"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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