so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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